Fish Masacre Part 2

With a belly full of fish, I don't think that Mrs. Puffer could handle it. She too, died in the pineapple like her husband. Before their deaths, we did discover that their stomachs kind of puff up, causing them to be stuck belly side up at the top of the water. That was quite interesting I thought. And then we decided, well I decided, that I wanted to put Glub Glub in the five gallon fish tank and the other two fish in the one gallon fish bowl. I just wanted Glub Glub to get bigger sooner. Zippity, one of the two fish, was the next to reach the end of his lifetime. His named was zippity because all he did was swim really fast back and forth in the tank. I assumed that he worked his poor little heart to death. Goldie lived for a few more days. Being alone broke her heart for sure. Cause of death: heartbreak. Five fish, all dead in two and a half weeks. Walmart massacre? I think yes.